Another day, another Facebook meme: Yeah, I'm punting on this post. What can I say? It's Labor Day!
The pitch is to use song names from one artist to answer these questions, and then - pass it on...
Pick your Artist: Steely Dan
Describe yourself: "Almost Gothic"
How do you feel: "Reelin' in the Years"
Describe where you currently live: "The Last Mall"
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: "Aja" - but I'm flexible. I'll be happy with "Any World (That I'm Welcome To)"
Your favorite form of transportation: "Bad Sneakers"
Your best friend is: "Two Against Nature"
Favorite time of day: "Countdown to Ecstasy"
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: "The Royal Scam"
What is life to you: "Pretzel Logic"
Your Fear: "Haitian Divorce"
What is the best advice you have to give: "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" - as "Any Major Dude Will Tell You"
How would I like to die?: "Do it Again" - of course, "Don't Take Me Alive"
My soul's present condition: "Through with Buzz" - in other words, "FM (No Static At All)"
My motto: "Everything Must Go"
Wish: "Things I Miss the Most"